Covfefe

Thanks! Many are saying that I'm the best 140 character writer in the world It's easy when it's fun! Despite the constant press covfefe The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese In order to make US manufacturing noncompetitive If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband What makes her think that she can satisfy America? I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke I've never seen a thin person Sorry losers and haters But my IQ is one of the highest and you all know it Please don't feel stupid or insecure, it's not your fault! It's freezing and snowing in New York, we need global warming! Lowest rated Oscars in history Problem is we don't have stars anymore - except your president! Deals are my art form Other people paint beautifully or write poetry, I like making deals! I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke I've never seen a thin person I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke Preferably big deals That's how I get my kicks Why would Kim Jong Un insult me by calling me "old" When I would never call him "short" and "fat"? Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend And maybe someday that will happen! Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill I love Hispanics! It's been a rocky week Get home ASAP, A$AP! Everytime I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great affection They cannot help that they were born fucked up They cannot help that they were born fucked up Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider! You would reconsider Amazing how the haters and losers keep tweeting the name "Fuckface von Clownstick" Like they are so original and like no one else is doing it What the f*ck? The fucking guy From The Apprentice Is the fucking president And he said Fuckface von Clownstick What the f*ck Go out and fucking vote Go fucking vote!