Knights Who Say Ni

In a far away hidden part of the forest That's where we have our home It's been our very peaceful nest Since the dinosaurs drew their parting groan We've got our minds all set on guarding The path that is our own We don't fight with sword or steel We've got a word with a magic feel We are the knights who say We are the knights who say We are the knights who say Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Many a brave knight has fallen Onto his very knees Shaking, shivering, sweating, begging Don't say that word, oh please! Such a naughty wicked intruder Has but himself to thank We don't feel 'ny shame or guilt For merely war our throats were built We are the knights who say We are the knights who say We are the knights who say Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! We finally reached a conclusion The word of Ni! is just too cruel So we changed our evil ways We don't say Ni! in your face No more! We're now the knights who say We're now the knights who say We're now the knights who say Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr! Ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ekke-ptang! Nu!