This'll Teach You Thistle

Green head, green head Purple hair, purple hair Shred, shred, shred, shred Prikle, prickle, prickle Everywhere Listen up! I wanna tell'ya 'bout this obnoxious little motherfuckin' fella He's looking gullible and green But in fact he's really mean Just like a chlorophyl infested tarantella Listen up! You need to break free From your illusions, he is bad news for your safety May seem like any other twig with a stupid purple wig but he will sting you like a pack sent by a queen bee He's not alone He is the thistle capone It is a plague Make no mistake We must resist I'm getting ready Swinging my knife like a machete I'm a bona fide motherfucking thistle killer Chop, chop, choppin', choppin', chop! Bona fide motherfucking thistle killer Chop, chop, choppin' up! This'll be the day that you die Listen up! Come join the forces Bring all your daggers forth and light up all your torches Ignite the weed, inhale the smoke Enjoy the buzz until you poke And jab and stab those fucking pricks, don't hold your horses I'm a bona fide motherfucking thistle killer Chop, chop, choppin', choppin', chop! Bona fide motherfucking thistle killer Chop, chop, choppin' up! This'll be the day that you die This'll teach you thistle! This'll teach you thistle! This'll teach you thistle! This'll teach you thistle! This'll teach you thistle! Chop! This'll teach you thistle! Chop! This'll teach you thistle! Chop! This'll teach you thistle! Chop! I'm a bona fide motherfucking thistle killer Chop, chop, choppin' up! This'll be the day that you die