Iphone 6

I've got a new dance to show you And it goes something like this You bend your body from side to side And it's called the iPhone 6 You do the iPhone 6 to the left You do the iPhone 6 to the right You do the iPhone 6 and it gets you loads of chicks And you can iPhone 6 all night Well, I met this girl called Siri And her voice was smoking hot I asked her if she could iPhone 6 And she said "I'm afraid not" I asked her why and she replied "I'm still iPhone 4S" I said "Can I teach you how to iPhone 6?" And pretty Miss Siri said yes I said you do the iPhone 6 to the left You do the iPhone 6 to the right You do the iPhone 6 and it gets you loads of chicks And you can iPhone 6 all night (I was only 9 years old) At the primary school disco Where kids go to misbehave I had a Motorola Razr But I wasn't old enough to shave I needed a sick dance move To catch this cutie's eye I flicked that Razr up and down And I thought "well, it's worth a try" I did the Motorola Razr to the left I did the Motorola Razr to the right You do the Motorola Razr and the girls begin to chase ya And you Motorola Razr all night Now, my dad's always been a smart man When it comes to technology He had a Nokia brick in the early '90s Which was seen as quite fancy He says all you need is a phone dance move And your heart worn on your sleeve The night he did the Nokia brick Was the night I got conceived He did the Nokia brick to the left He did the Nokia brick to the right He did the Nokia brick and the ladies grabbed his And he Nokia bricked all night So next time you're up in the club And you think you might leave alone All you've got to do to bring the girls to you Is dance like your favourite phone