The Certificate

Drizzle like acid rain Sizzle halfaya brain Call it a brain storm Thoughts in my brain form like a thunderin' rain storm Hunger n' pain torn ligaments at best Quick death you'll be prayin' for Slow motion out the fire and smoke like a bad dream Bystanders from a stroke Infrared beam Precise I bring em' back to life Just to killum twice No flip of the coin or roll of the dice I told you I'm nice with knives Which means I slice at a high rate Beatin on my chest like an irate primate Much madder than ever before Red splatter cover the floor Calm and relaxed I grab an axe To cut the chatter and shatter the door I'm Jack Nick I'm that sick I caught three bodies in a day Thass a hat trick Possessed No less than obsessed seeming determined Hang em' from hooks and leave em' screamin' and squirmin' But lawyers get expensive with an extensive line of killins and crime Let me remindya bout my catalog And who's gonna find ya? Cadaver dogs Walkin' in weapon out Cause I'm chalkin' and jettin' out You ruin the surprise if you talkin' and steppin' loud That's why I walk softly when I'm clockin' in So you know what time it is if you see me in socks or moccasins One man murderin' team Blood curdling screams Wet up your shirt and give you a pair of burgundy jeans It seems like I'll be needin' an attorney For my defense it makes sense You bleedin' on a gurney You can try to hide inside Cry and dig a deeper hole But why try Still Can't deny the reapers sleeper hold Wonka coming- ring the alarm You just a phony and I'm Tony with the sling on a arm Sick brain Inflict pain and bodily harm Straight up I gotta vendetta Murderin' trendsetta I'm in the hall of fame Top of my game Sharpen my blade I never been betta Stayin ten steps ahead Anybody lookin for bodies betta' reconsider Cuz I fillum' with slugs Roll em' in rugs Toss em' off a bridge Body parts frozen in jars Might thaw some in my fridge See I'll lead a regular life Got family and wife They know I ain't right I always sharpen my knife I got a nine to five so I rise and grind I'm a busy earner But when it's time to unwind and plan a grizzly murder Quick to carve a throat Tear you apart and eat your heart like artichoke Cursed with blood thirst as soon as my mama water broke Murderin' many men Mic Mister Magnificent It's like they pretend to be significant Then I'm there at the end with The Certificate Go to the tub Pour in your blood And take a bath in it Then I laugh in it