Careless

You gifted me your favorite shirt But I sold it You spent all week on a big-ass puzzle But I ate one piece on Wednesday Kicked your ass and made it hurt And my dad says Why should people keep on trusting you Teachers next year won't put up with you I'm so careless But couldn't I Couldn't I care less I'm so careless Hey Mary Couldn't I care less I sipped your drink Said I'm not sick But I was sick We're using you For your pool And passed out on the front porch Beat my head to make it stick When my dad says Why should people keep on trusting you Teachers next year won't put up with you All your lies are catching up to you You've got lots of catching up to do I'm so careless But couldn't I Couldn't I care less I'm so careless Hey Mary Couldn't I care less I haven't been a decent hang in weeks But you missed me I spoiled the twist From season six And didn't even watch it Pollen swollen face and greasy cheeks But you kissed me Why did you kiss me Why did you kiss me I'm so careless But couldn't I Couldn't I care less I'm so careless Hey Mary Couldn't I care less Why should people keep on trusting you Teachers next year won't put up with you All your lies are catching up to you You've got lots of catching up to do Why should people keep on trusting you Teachers next year won't put up with you All your lies are catching up to you You've got lots of catching up to do