Haters Will Say It's Photoshop

Trapped in a gravitational beam Condescending down a well of motivational memes Every cloud has an add free upgradable scheme And an online persona with sensational teeth Lol The worlds biggest soapbox (Show-offs) Forgive them google for what they know not All post no post box It's like trying to convince a machine that you're not a robot Re-enter captcha Insert caption Update status Await reaction Make payment Upgrade to platinum Now you can actually Instagram it before it happens I can't wait to tell my friends what a sick time I'm having Dip online to re-remind them which fly I’m flagging Behold the electric sheep Behold the electric sheep Full of technicolor dreams Never getting any sleep In a plethora of screens Sending messages to Steve Why when I was seventeen then the net was just for geeks Not projected self-esteem F it, blessed are the meek With their eyebrows on fleek (Yeah) I need to pop up for air When they can charge you to breathe there'll be pop-ups for air (Yeah) Hit me with your algorithm stick I’m clicking it Swimming in conspiracies With little fish and kitten pics Narcissistic kiddies Think it's realer than it really is Politicians take to it to twitter out their differences Entire databases of dinner pics and memes And x amount of messages from Steve Now with this access to boundless information I’m sat in my pants on my phone judging strangers Epic fail Blank stare Keep scrolling