Comedy Rap

May I have your attention You are now about to witness comedy rap I was walking to the store when a lady walked up to me Said oh my gosh how are you so tall Guess what I know something called genetics Smacked me then I took a heavy fall Did you know that she smacked me so hard I had 20 missed calls and a talk with the Lord You knew someone was coming over When you heard music and saw your mom cleaning Go clean your room before this belt Have a 10:00 meeting with your butt say what After a whooping I'd pack a toy I'm running away you've been a bad boy Do you like this comedy rap Can you take this comedy rap Time to laugh Time to joke Help a brother out You know he broke Vegetables taste like candy on your tongue That's a story that parents told when you were young That's the biggest fluke I've heard since someone Said present music is better than the past Nothing could top R&B back then More dominant then some so-called men How hard is it right now to stay slim It's like teaching a roach how to swim I'm dumb (duh) but I'm clever (hah hah) 2 + 2 equals 22 ain't it That's dumb it's 4 I think Go to school you need your edu-mama-cation Do you like this comedy rap Can you take this comedy rap Time to laugh Time to joke Help a brother out You know he broke Take a little water break Refreshing Y'all gonna like this next one I'm only 15 but I still can mix Some kid thought I was 26 This comedy rap is a mess I vow A mess that sounds like politics right now You ever been so mad at someone You just got Siri to get the job done (That's tuff) But then they have Alexa Who would win between Siri and Alexa I put my money on Siri she's a savage Few dumb questions and she'll cause damage Siri Alexa is a whole other war Siri for president 2024 Do you like this comedy rap (Uh-huh) Can you take this comedy rap (Uh-huh) Time to laugh (ok) Time to joke (Uh-huh) Help a brother out (ok) You know he broke (Come again) Do you like this comedy rap (ok ok ok) Can you take this comedy rap (I got you fam) Time to laugh (Uh-huh) Time to joke (Ok let's get it) Help a brother out (Alright) You know he broke (Alright) Make me famous Mountain Man I make the beats Elijah out