Useless Information

Like cigarettes, you kick me to the side of the road Like unwanted, miserable TV episodes of useless information Did you know the hummingbird, yes, the hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards And that a snail could take a nap and wake up three years later Yeah, it's very interesting, and another fact is One in two billion people, I tell you, two billion, couldn't count that high in my lifetime Will live to be 116 years old This has been your daily dose of useless information, thank you But you never know, never know, never know What life has in store, has in store, has in store I learned the ways that you walk, that you talk But it did me no good, cause you talked and you walked right out of my life Like cigarettes, you kick me to the side of the road Like unwanted, miserable TV episodes of useless information Funny how things played out, funny how you walked out of my life And I thought I did everything right, funny how you laugh Funny how I know all of your flaws and stories I could But you never know, never know, never know What life has in store, has in store, has in store I learned the ways that you walk, that you talk But it did me no good, cause you talked and you walked right out of my life