Candy Bag

They tryna look in my bag, just so they can snag I got all the goodies, eating good like Shag I won’t give it up, and you won’t catch me lag You clowns love to be IT but I don’t play tag I got the best candy I don’t mean to brag Don’t be jealous or do me dirty like a rag Because when I get mad I get red like a flag And I’ll make you look different just like you’re in drag When I got hungry I grabbed a Snicker Put it in my brownie mix then got the mixer Grab the knife, slice it up, like a killer Then dip it in some milk, I’m a double dipper I’m done trick or treating head back to the crib Eat my candy in my room yeah I love how I live Feeling lazy like a baby man where’s my bib I’m not scared of your ink, I just think you’re a squid I’m not scared of your costume I’m not giving up my candy So just stay in your bubble just like you are Sandy If you want to be down, I’ll do it, Brandy They always kill the Smart ones, Nancy, Randy I got Twix, Reese’s, Kit Kat’s, and Hershey’s They all in king size, other kids wanna hurt me So I ate it all, now their plan isn’t working Go to the rich neighborhoods, what are you learning I got M&Ms, Butterfingers, 3 Musketeers Got what I wanted, like a ghost I disappear Traveled the whole block didn’t miss any places Candy Corn my favorite, they think it’s basic After eating too much candy, I want to waste it My stomach upset from all the sweets I tasted So I sell the rest at school on the low low They always come back just like a yo-yo Don’t snitch, kill my vibe, mess up my mojo That’ll make me hot just like some cocoa I got Starburts, Sour Patch, and some Skittles Make them sour like crybabies, sour like pickles Kids eat too much caramel, chocolate, brittle Now their parents gotta take them to the hospital So now you are handicap Don’t worry bout my candy bag Leave it in the Fanny pack Don’t worry bout what Granny have Leave me alone with my candy bag Leave me alone with my candy bag