Graveyard Shift

I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out You’re locked out so pick the locks out Run up you’ll get socked out Can’t come in, get blocked out I do it when I talk out You won’t do shit so walk out, Um... Better not pull up when I clock out You don’t want no smoke, you make me laugh just like a joke I gotta work for 24 hours I’m wide awoke My co worker told a scary story, I wish he hadn’t spoke It was a story about the fry cook that now is a Ghost He cut his hand off and replaced it with a spatula Then he died, got fired now he out for blood, Dracula So if you work at the Krusty Krab then he after ya He wants revenge so he’s gonna start a massacre My blood pressure going up, cardiovascular There’s a bus but I only see one passenger I see someone outside, he just got off the ride He bout to come inside, man I don’t want to die I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out You’re locked out so pick the locks out Run up you’ll get socked out Can’t come in, get blocked out I do it when I talk out You won’t do shit so walk out, Um... Better not pull up when I clock out The lights turned on and off, that was the first warning Then the phone rang, no one talked, felt like they were ignoring Then the bus that killed him pulled up and he crossed the street He tapped on the glass, me and my coworker weeped Then he came inside and we started to scream It was a nightmare, no it wasn’t a dream Turns out it was a kid, he was looking for a job Can't believe I was scared, instantly the fear stopped But wait who was messing with the lights It was Nosferatu, don’t worry everything is alright Now I’m ready to go home, now that I know the unknown Even though I’m not alone, I’m still shook from the phone I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after I’m the hash slinging slasher, I’m the fear factor Ghost these bums Casper, work your shift I’ll pull up after When I clock out, you’ll get clocked out You’re locked out so pick the locks out Run up you’ll get socked out Can’t come in, get blocked out I do it when I talk out You won’t do shit so walk out, Um... Better not pull up when I clock out Trick or Treat