I Don't Want to go to the Theatre

You always say that we'll do something but we never do So tell me, what is wrong with you Oh I wish I knew But the truth lies beyond me and you Spending time with people who you inwardly despise Can only lead to trouble So don't pretend Don't play the devil If you're not careful you might never see the end The world is full of unique individuals And that's what makes it wonderful Yes the world is full of unique individuals And that's what makes it wonderful But we were always doomed as friends You may pretend But I'll be forever burdened by honesty And I don't want to go I don't want to go to the theatre You may not be jovial all the time That doesn't mean that you don't like to have a good time So don't pretend And if you're lucky you might find your real friends Because the world is full of unique individuals And that's what makes it wonderful Yes the world is full of unique individuals And that's what makes it wonderful But we were always doomed as friends I was only a means to an end You may pretend But in the end I'll leave the show to you my friend Cos I don't want to go I don't want to go I don't want to go to the theatre I don't want to go to the theatre I don't want to go to the theatre I don't want to go to the theatre I don't want to go to the theatre