Porn Star Tits

When I was 10 years old a man on the internet told me I had porn star tits I didn't know what that meant but I knew he was getting off on it So I wore a bikini top under my v-neck Went to the mall to try on some makeup Walked into GameStop looking for attention But all I got was condescension In 7th grade I figured out That my porn start tits are pretty powerful They make boys be nice to me For a week Then they trade that shit like Pokémon cards Swapping my body with somebody else's that's metrically hotter than mine How can I, a seven, compete with all these nines? Well, I guess I could steal their boyfriends Or I guess I could go to church I either play the whore or Madonna And I'm not sure which one's worse Bought a pack of Marlboro reds Cause I saw on Tumblr that's the pretty girl cigarette Smoked one thinking it made me look cool Then I threw it all up in the girls' bathroom at school And on the weekends I show up to parties that I'm not invited to Out of spite I have a good attitude Dance all night 'til I end up in someone's room I say "I like the way you talk to me" He says "I like the way you look at me Hey, by the way, if we sleep together, tomorrow I'll act like I don't remember" And that's when it dawned on me that my porn star tits are pretty good currency For mediocre sex and a feeling of total fucking emptiness I mean, didn't I ask for it a little bit? In some strange way I kinda like it That voice in my head telling me "good girl, it's working isn't it" Isn't it? F*ck If I have to feel so disembodied the body better be bangin' It's gotta be the type to get me a few likes on Instagram and a DM that says "Slut"