undateable

I've been told I'm dead inside Don't have a soul That I'll be forever alone I've been told my standards are way too high That my criteria may not fit a guy Opinions are thrown at me I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to think I've been told I'm flaky and shaky and crazy And mentally unstable I've been told I'm sweet as honey and funny And that I'm beautiful So what's with these people writing love songs about the one they found? I can't even talk to boys So what's with these songs about the starry night above When all I get is rain And I've tried and tried and tried To sing their songs But to me, they're unrelatable And I've tried and tried and tried to understand I guess I'm just undateable I've been told to give it time, to just wait Someday the right pieces will fall into place I've been told that patience is the key But staying in one place makes me want to leave Opinions are given freely I don't remember asking what it is you think of me I've been told I'm hyper, obnoxious, an airhead And that I'm insane I've been told I'm clever, and careful, so friendly And that I'm wonderful So what's with these people writing anthems about the love of their lives? I just wanna eat some food So what's with these couples posting cute pics up on instagram Cause I post pictures of my cat I don't need a superhero But others say I've got to be saved The early bird gets the worm I've never been a morning person I'm happy by myself If it's not broken, don't fix it And I've tried and tried and tried To sing their songs But to me, they're unrelatable (Unrelatable) And I've tried and tried and tried to understand (Understand) I guess I'm just undateable