The Magic Toilet Paper Song

I had a magic roll of toilet paper That could spin forever never running dry I would throw it toward the moon and climb those cotton squares Take a look down at the earth up from the sky Piece by piece I'd watch it flow. On past those evergreens Now I finally get to see my neighbors yard Gonna tee pee all the people in the whole wide world With the gift of ultra plush and triple ply So take a square pass it down And til I come back around Call a friend tell joke You can go the extra mile If they're blue let them cry We don't always have to smile We are far but still together While we stay at home a while If I had a magic role of toilet paper I would write a message everyone could see A row of paper dolls in the starlight sky Demonstrating social distancing So take a square pass it down And til I come back around Call a friend tell joke You can go the extra mile If they're blue let them cry We don't always have to smile We are far but still together While we stay at home a while While we stay at home a while While we stay at home a while