Barbie's Having a Bad Day

Long blonde hair, she’s thin and tall This woman is for real a doll Her clothes are great but something’s wrong Legs unnaturally long She really likes this guy named Ken But he would rather be with men He is buff and she is supple They seem just like the perfect couple Barbie’s having a bad day Started when she found out Ken was gay Even Midge can’t cheer Barb up Because Midge got herself knocked up Barbie’s having a bad day Got a few too many bills to pay It just feels like her life is sinking She’s gonna have to take up drinking When she found out Ken’s not straight Barbie went out on a date She thought she found the perfect man, though The dude turned out to be like Rambo Skipper met Scooter at their school Got bullied by some dirtbag fool They threw punches and won the fight But now they’re in prison for the night Barbie’s having a bad day Started when she found out Ken was gay Even Midge can’t cheer Barb up Because Midge got herself knocked up Barbie’s having a bad day Got a few too many bills to pay It just feels like her life is sinking She’s gonna have to take up drinking [guitar lead] Maybe things will turn around When Barbie’s got her sorrows drowned It’s like her karma’s run amok This poor girl needs a shot of luck Barbie’s under lots of stress It’s way far worse than PMS Her whole world is going wrong She’s in a Captain Chemical song! Barbie’s having a bad day Started when she found out Ken was gay Even Midge can’t cheer Barb up Because Midge got herself knocked up Barbie’s having a bad day Got a few too many bills to pay It just feels like her life is sinking She’s gonna have to take up drinking