Rabid Chihuahuas on Dope

RABID CHIHUAHUAS ON DOPE On the mean streets of Maryvale lurks a grim menace They’ll attack when you’re walking or just playing tennis Savages, criminals, who hang out in gangs They’re loud and aggressive, they can bite with their fangs These little delinquents don’t show any respect They’ll poop on the sidewalk till the neighborhood’s wrecked My grandpa was tough, he fought on Okinawa But even he is afraid of these gangs of Chihuahuas CHORUS: Rabid chihuahuas on dope Rabid chihuahuas on dope There ain’t no solution, no reason for hope The hood has been ruined by rabid chihuahuas on dope These little dogs bite, they don’t show no fear They eat up your reefer, and drink all your beer They breed out in public, they ain’t got no shame They need to be neutered to shut down their game Five pounds of evil, ferocious with rabies They terrorize children they bark at old ladies You’ll pee in your pants and you’ll cry for your mama When you stare down the face of an angry chihuahua Chorus Chorus OUTRO: Rabid chihuahuas on dope [x12] [spoken] They’re gonna get you. When you’re just having a barbeque. Here come the chihuahuas, Barking, biting, pooping, Snarling, and angry at the world. There ain’t no escaping them. Get off my lawn! Get off my leg! Stop pooping! Stop biting! Stop fornicating, you little b-. We’re doomed!