Weasel Poop Coffee

Down in southeast csia, they've got this special drink clthough the way it's made should make you stop and think c creature called a civet, rather rarely seen It's something like a weasel, but it eats coffee beans It eats coffee beans Those beans are half digested but quickly get pooped out The poop is then collected, done by hand no doubt It seems hard to imagine, but people say it's true There's coffee brewed from beans taken from weasel poo Taken from weasel poo The person whose idea it was, amazing how they knew it Saw coffee from a weasel's butt and had the thought to brew it Now everybody wants it, which drives the prices up This stuff is quite expensive, eighty dollars for a cup Eighty dollars a cup ct that price it's no surprise that someone's selling fakes Being sold as weasel crap, but it's really poop from snakes Now it might be delicious, even tastier than soup But you won't find the Captain drinking no weasel poop cin't drinking weasel poop I'm telling you people, don't smoke no weed Don't shoot no junk and don't take no speed If you wanna get high, throw your brain for a loop Just chug some coffee made from weasel poop Weasel poop coffee (x4) The cool kids do it, and the old folks too They're all getting wasted on weasel poo This ain't no yacht rock or gansta rap It's just what you hear when you're on weasel crap Weasel poop coffee (x6)