You're My Thalidomide (Baby!)

You soothe me You cool me You really sock it to me With eyes With thighs With all American lies You soothe me! You cool me! You really, sock it to me! With eyes! With thighs! With all American lies! You never know what you've got till it's gone You never miss what you don't have Life can be short and life can be long I'll have to live mine in shorthand! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby! No pain No strain No tears No rain You laugh I hide Shortcomings, inside No pain! No strain! No tears! No rain! You laugh! I hide! Shortcomings, inside! You never know what you've got till it's gone You never miss what you don't have Life can be short and life can be long I'll have to live mine in shorthand! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide baby you, drive me crazy Thalidomide baby you're, my little one You got eyes But don't see You got brains But don't teach You got a tongue But no speech You've got a heart Too small to reach You got eyes! But don't see! You got brains! But don't teach! You got a tongue! But no speech! I'd give you the finger but I can't reach! You never know what you've got till it's gone You never miss what you don't have Life can be short and life can be long I'll have to live mine in shorthand! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby! Thalidomide, baby!