I'll Never Drink With Santa Again

Let me tell you a little story about the Claus man The dude is crazy This happened on Christmas Eve and never again Well I won't drink with Santa again He drinks so much your head will spin He loves his eggnog he loves his gin No I won't drink with Santa again no Let me tell you a story that you wouldn't believe This one is a story about Christmas Eve Late one night we are making lot of noise Hanging with Santa making some toys Suddenly it started to snow the Santa said Let's have a drink before I go Then he started passing all these drinks around Singing Christmas carols and pitting them down One and one and one make three Santa can drink Whiskey He Gathered all of the toys Placed them in his bag for the girls and boys He took one look and smiled at me and said Pour him a glass drinks on me Here he comes with a drink in hand Here he comes Santa the man Here he comes with a drink in hand Here he comes Santa the man Well I won't drink with Santa again He drinks so much your head will spin He loves his eggnog he loves his gin No I won't drink with Santa again Can't keep up with Santa again Santa again Let me tell you a story that you wouldn't believe This one is a story about Christmas Eve Santa is lit up and ready to go His favorite saying is Ho Ho Ho Knew I'm in trouble when he looked and me He poured me a glass and smiled with glee Saying Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus He likes to drink before he goes He kisses his wife under mistletoe Makes no difference if you're naught or nice He loves Christmas and he loves his wife yeah When it comes to Christmas he don't mess around Santa, he is coming to town There is one thing you ought to know Hell always drink you under before he goes Here he comes with a drink in hand Here he comes Santa the man Here he comes with a drink in hand Here he comes Santa the man Well I won't drink with Santa again He drinks so much your head will spin He loves his eggnog he loves his gin No I won't drink with Santa again Well I won't drink with Santa again He drinks so much your head will spin He loves his eggnog he loves his gin No I won't drink with Santa again Well I won't drink with Santa again He drinks so much your head will spin He loves his eggnog he loves his gin No I won't drink with Santa again Can't keep up with Santa again Santa again