Mommy Stole My Joint

D-d-damn (damn!) It's been a minute I can't find my friend (my friend) I swear I thought I put it on the shelf (where's dat?) It's healthy green and fat (what?) I'm pretty sure somebody took it from my stash Wait (wait) I've only seen a person here all day (all day) I can't believe what I'm about to say (no way) Now things will escalate She said goodnight and left to go out on a date Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping She tripping She spinning She took my pot and split Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping She had a funky ride I can tell you by her eyes she was flying high (uh) Didn't wanna take it slow Now she blame me for the creature that I cared to grow (ah) That shit's organic - botanic - Gonna sink you like the old Titanic - volcanic - dramatic Have a seat and watch this (cinematic) If she won't stop With the zombie walk Imma have no choice But to call the cops (uh) Momma I don't wanna turn you in Since when grandparents act like kids? She told me not to be worried she did it in her teens But she got no phone Left me alone I'm wondering now where the hell did she go? Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping She tripping She spinning She took my pot and split Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping Whoa! I might as well stay here in cozy clothes I'll roll another for when she gets home Don't wanna break the flow Who knows she also might upgrade it to a bong (bong!) Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's tripping She tripping She spinning She took my pot and split She tripping She spinning She took my pot and split Mommy stole my joint She smoked the whole thing out cnd now she's missing