How to Write a Song

The first thing you should know 'bout writing a song Is that it's made for bucks And not for fun It best be blown from a gun and have you been a son Why don't we lay out the rules Number one Yell out at all your fans The album will come Step two is keep everything that you make It's coming from somewhere It's not the voids to take The last is just as good as the next In fact You'd rather not hear the rest Step three is the rule to study For your test Your song will be the best If you write about sex You sway in Both ways Contradict What you say My mirror is telling you To stay away Until you listen To what I have to say You clearly have a lot to say I didn't mean to stray you away I'll show you that I'll listen And that I'll obey I will take action on what you say No you won't You lying cunt We've been here before But last time I left you shattered on the floor But over time You've realigned And you think that you are great You only listen To what you want Me to say That's true That's true That's true