Tent City Circus

The acrobats are on Xanax While monkeys sipping the molly Elephants and LSD But the clowns they're out back smoking crack Welcome to the circus Grab your kids pile into the mini van Down to the tent under the bridge Yeah we'll find a stand No cotton candy But there's forties and little baggies of dimes Yeah we're gonna have a real good time The bears stole everyones cigarettes And burnt down all the safety nets The tightrope walker is way too high Not in air but up in his mind All the profits disappeared Magicians turned it to Everclear The ringleader hasn't been seen for seven years Welcome to the circus Grab your kids pile into the mini van Down to the tent under the bridge Yeah we'll find a stand No cotton candy But there's forties and little baggies of dimes Yeah we're gonna have a real good time I'm sorry sir I think I'm misunderstanding what you're saying You bought the ticket You're obliged to stay No, no, no it's not refundable You'll be spending the next eternity here And uh, don't worry we are all very friendly And uh, just don't try to run There's mirrors on the walls and you're walking on the ceiling Kaleidoscope eyes but you can't explain this feeling Oh no, what is it that you're drinking? That ain't a cup of lemonade That's something that the carnies made Grab your kids pile into the mini van Down to the tent under the bridge Yeah we'll find a stand No cotton candy But there's forties and little baggies of dimes Yeah we're gonna have a real good time