Freeloader Fantasy

We don't wanna pay our taxes Were too busy sitting on our asses Do your part and pay for us Were social scum don't give a f*ck I don't wanna get a job Too busy jerking in my sock Need some smokes and cheap ass beer I get fucked up that's my career Freeloader fantasy I don't need a big old house I'll settle for someone's shitty couch Well they're at work ill sleep all day In my boxers there I lay I don't need a lot in life I sure don't need no nine to five Got my songs I got my band In my eyes that's a solid plan Freeloader fantasy