Double Trouble

They call me double trouble cuz I like to drink beer They call me double trouble cuz I think that you're queer They call me double trouble cuz I don't know if I'm gay They call me double trouble cuz I like to eat hay Uh, sorry... I don't know what that means... Uh, does it mean I'm like a horse Does it mean my lyrics are a pile of horseshit They call me double trouble cuz I like to have sex They call me double trouble cuz I had sex with your mom They call me double trouble yeah I'd like to know why They call me double trouble cuz I like to get high They call me double trouble they say I'm like the devil They call me double trouble would you like to see why They call me double trouble would you like to see why They call me double trouble, stick my fingers in your pie They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double yeah They call me double trouble I got something for you They call me double trouble and it rhymes with two They call me double trouble I've got something in my pants They call me double trouble would you like to see me dance Freak out They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double trouble They call me double trouble