Put Down the Banana Phone

Late at night, feeling all alone Just pick up the phone Don't use a banana, no I know it's tempting The shape and the bright yellow tone But trust me my friend Here's a better idea now that you're grown You can't use a banana to call your Mom It's time to let that fantasy be gone Take my advice said the 'nana, call your Mom It's time to let that fantasy be gone Take my advice and eat that banana yum yum It's tasty and delicious, full of vitamins Banana phone it's not the way to go Put it down enjoy the fruit you know Don't call your Mom with it There's no dial tone So take my advice and eat that banana It's not a phone So eat the banana but don't eat your phone It's time for a snack and you gotta call home Let's get it right so your Mom will feel good And fill your tummy up just like you should But remember that banana is not a phone Maybe put it in your pocket where it's been So friends will know you're happy to see them again Oh yeah You can't use a banana to call your Mom It's time to let that fantasy be gone Take my advice said the 'nana, call your Mom It's time to let that fantasy be gone Take my advice and eat that banana yum yum It's tasty and delicious, full of vitamins Banana phone it's not the way to go Put it down enjoy the fruit you know Don't call your Mom with it There's no dial tone So take my advice and eat that banana It's not a phone