The Real Way

Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, uh huh (x4) Walking down the street something caught my eye A growing epidemic that really ain't fly This middle aged lady...I gotta be blunt Her spandex biker shorts...were creeping up the front I could see her uterus...her pants were too tight She mustn't owned panties There were none in sight She walked right by...the poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie...a cameltoe Mhmm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a camel toe! (x2) Girl, that's gotta hurt Take some time to ujust Can't you see people staring and making a fuss? Could not believe my eyes, had to take a second glance Is your crutch hungry, girl? Cuz it's eating your pants! Do you enjoy all the commotion and attention it brings? The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing In public, putting on...an X-rated show, grossing people out with your camel toe! mhhhm thats right uh huh oh on! fix yourself gurl you gotta camel toe!(X2)