Used to be a Ho

Your mama used to be a ho Now she goes to Costco There's so much about her that you don't know She partied all night, she's even done blow How'd you think she snagged your dad It's not how she drives that minivan It's not her muffins or casserole Your mama used to be a ho (ho ho) You don't even know ho Your mama used to be a ho (ho ho) Doing the dishes, Packing your lunches Such a good house wife Driving through starbucks, hitting up target But Shes got a past life Your mama used to be a ho Now she watches baking shows There's so much about her that you don't know In college they called her deep throat How'd you think she snagged your dad she got an account on only fans It's not her muffins or casserole Your mama used to be a ho You don't even know ho You were conceived in a 3way In a van beside the interstate It's always a mystery Is dad your dad? or is it his weird friend gary? Your mama used to be a ho Now she goes to Costco There's so much about her that you don't know She partied all night, she's even done blow How'd you think she snagged your dad It's not how she drives that minivan It's not her muffins or casserole Your mama used to be a ho