We Couldn't Stop It If We Wanted To

See I need my freeze-dried jalapeño cheese-fries Delivered to my door in hour could you please drive A little bit faster I see you in the app Moving so slow like a heart attack That creeps up grabs you by the waist Throws you on the dance floor with a little taste Of impending disaster, nuclear reactor A coronary vision of the thing that I'm after Two-day delivery window blown Mind goes mad like bomb cyclone Hey Bezos give me what I want right now I know I don't need it but I want it right now A Rubiks cube, Nike Killshot shoes And a history book on New Orleans blues Toothpaste and Amazon brand tissues I want it right now that is not my issue See I paid for Prime and if it's not on time I'll just call Target and pick it up on your dime Do a fake return and have Christmas gifts Only seventy-bucks, you won't miss it But I can do a lot more with that money Venti lattes for a month with that money Three Botox needles so my face feels funny I'm morally bankrupt with all of this money In the metaverse, yeah, it's finders keepers We all turn atheists into believers Living on the couch all underachievers We don't do much no one will ever need us But man if those fries are late If the Killshots happen to take another day I'll just lose my mind and say We couldn't stop it if we wanted to We couldn't stop it if we wanted to We couldn't stop it if we wanted to We couldn't stop it if we wanted to There's a new economy right in front of me Based on the fact I had a full lobotomy I took the red white and blue pills Can't ever get off of these meds still I remember a time when my mind was clear When I could breathe fresh air when my hope was near Like reading the Lorax as a kid If there isn't a person keeping a lid On capitalism no one goes to prison They just pay off the judge and they're all forgiven Just like everyone's former hero Lance Briefcase case full of cash won the Tour de France Climbing hill after hill reaching for the top For inside info on a hot new stock You could change your life with an IPO You could change your life with this EPO In your veins so fast, no time to ask Will this kill me when I'm fifty, can my heart outlast My greed and desire, unholy fire Burning inside of my big retirement Fund put together by my friend big pharma No use in waiting to see if the karma Comes around, I'm pretty sure we know that it doesn't Unless it's the name of its evil cousin its Layoffs and payoffs and I get a day off To take my dog to vet and maybe just stay off My VPN and talk to my friends And say 'hey what's new how you doing?' It's been a while since we were all in this deep Every day feels like more make believe My mom's Facebook group says we're all sheep I wish I could get a good night's sleep We couldn't stop it if we wanted to We couldn't stop it if we wanted to We couldn't stop it if we wanted to We couldn't stop it if we wanted to