Oh, Julien!

I'm a little spoon but I'm feeling forked up Watching people swill, spill my sippy cup I've got a curious mind about your ways Nibbling on a Cheerio, averting my gaze I look down in the bowl and the milk gets me whole Sleeping on a high chair, feeling ten miles tall Catching Z's, a knack to please a know-it-all Packing up my knapsack then I'll hit the bus Everywhere I look is a reminder of us In the sky, on the ground, watching teens fool around My mind's eye getting drowned Oh, Julien! How am I gonna show my face at school again? I knew this kinda thing happened in movies and To you it's Child's Play It's been a couple years and I'm feeling alright But images of you still keep me up at night I know I'm late to bloom, but on time to please I want to be like you but it's too early for me Yet I've grown way past my prime And I'm trying to break a paradigm But I'm just your punchline Oh, Julien! How am I gonna show my face at school again? I knew this kinda thing happened in movies and To you it's Child's Play Oh, Julien! I hear the kids all teasing me in unison You permanently branded me a hooligan and ruined my picture day Oh, Julien.. It's been 20 years and you haven't grown up at all Not even an inch! It's not that hard to be a nice person Just try for once in your life Oh, Julien! How am I gonna show my face at school again? I knew this kinda thing happened in movies and To you it's Child's Play Oh, Julien! I hear the kids all teasing me in unison You permanently branded me a hooligan and ruined my picture day