Shoplifter

Ding dong Thank you for welcoming me to your store I look like King Kong Or some sort of butterfingered dinosaur I know you saw me When I slipped that fourth sweater on I'm acting ballsy Now to drop the charade Turn and run It's exciting when you're trying not to buy things Leave 'em high and dry But don't get caught They're broken hearted you departed the department store In awe of all the shit you copped You're a shoplifter Let's get some pizza A slice of cheese then we'll dine and we'll dash Cuz I'm a diva I don't feel like paying and I'm short on cash It's exciting when you're trying not to buy things Leave 'em high and dry But don't get caught They're broken hearted you departed the department store In awe of all the shit you copped Cuz you're a shoplifter Radar Ain't got jackshit on me I'll see you later When I want something else for free Cuz I'm a shoplifter