I LIED

Here's the thing You're convinced that I'm just so excited You're convinced that I just can't wait You're convinced that this is the best part of my day And I'm not sure why you think that Maybe it's because I lied, I lied, I lied lied lied It's because I lied (It's because I lied) It's because I lied (I lied) I've come to terms that maybe next time I'll tell the truth and crush your baby mind So instead of lying to you I'll give a list of things I'd rather do Go for a walk On broken glass Choke for a month And fail the class Stub my toe Or kiss some ass It's because I lied (It's because I lied) It's because I lied (I lied) I told you maybe some other time I told you I was busy all of the time I told you I would be there on time I told you you could change my mind But why do I lie? Why did I tell you that it was all fine To spare your feelings and pretend that you're divine The end is coming everybody Get ready It's here Oh The female equivalent of an incel A woman who is completely unappealing in a long term relationship She may be able to acquire dick, but nothing meaningful Nothing meaningful Meaningful A woman who is completely unappealing Nothing meaningful Dick