Unfortunate Events

(Hello everyone, my name is Jimmy Johnson) (And I am here live, reporting a Fen Zi concert) (It sure is a big turn out today folks, probably his biggest audience yet) (I wonder what is in store for us today) (I guess we'll find out) (Wait, what, who are you?) All these people in panic None of this is organic It's all quite traumatic I'm starting to feel the static Semi-automatics popping off Throwing Molotovs Bodies dropping off to the sound Of shells hitting the ground I'm saying it loud Saying it louder now People getting plowed In a crowd It's time to say ciao I'm taking a vow To help the world heal To help the world feel To seal the deal To make us strong like steel Unfortunate events That's what they deem them We're all from the same stem We still deliver death Unfortunate events That's what they deem them We're all from the same stem We still deliver death It's getting annoying In the news a shooting I see I be praying constantly For all the ones that are bleeding I'm pleading For the violence to stop We can't even call the cops They don't hustle, come on chop chop They are really off the rocks Oh my God Oh my god What is up with everything in the world People killing and raping girls Instead of dancing and giving pearls What in the world Yeah. that's the truth I don't know bout you But people need to see my point of view No that's not a ruse Unfortunate events That's what they deem them We're all from the same stem We still deliver death Unfortunate events That's what they deem them We're all from the same stem We still deliver death (Unfortunate events) (That's what they deem them) (We're all from the same stem) (We still deliver death) (Unfortunate events) (That's what they deem them) (We're all from the same stem) (We still deliver death)