Keeping Up Appearances

Look how he stopped those Cuban missiles Raised all-in against the guy who banged his shoe That's the way you do it: out-crazy the bad guys Ignore the stuffed shirt who keeps talking about Vienna '61, the stupid Bay of Pigs, Powers and his plane That's over and done and it's been eight years since Dien Bien Phu You see we're keeping up appearances - that's what it's all about Got to make the other side blink And he'd have really done it, son, without a doubt If you truly believe in the grand old flag Burning down the world is part of keeping up appearances History lessons are for far-left snowflakes Stick to what's important in the present day That's the way you do it: out-crazy the bad guys Ignore the little nerd who keeps talking about Berlin in '33, Caesar at the river, Napoleon and his crown That's over and done and it's been six weeks since those kids were blown away You see we're keeping up appearances - that's what's it's all about Only whiny losers ever stop and think And we're really going to do it, son, without a doubt If you truly believe in the sacred cause Loyalty to the cult is part of keeping up appearances Keeping up appearances - that's what's it's all about Repeatedly dragging us all to the brink And it's totally going to happen soon, without a doubt If you actually believe that the clan your birth chose Deserves to oppress any and all who oppose The only way to follow your dreams Is to blow the whole planet to smithereens