The Short North

I met you in the Short North Living off linoleum and guided tours Crackin' hearts with the Soviets Women of the Sikh faith will call you nuts The holy ghost loves you the most Yeah the holy ghost loves you the most Cause you've got a great Roman nose Even Christ is likely to go for those Automated horoscopes make me twice as likely To fall for those, to fall for those I left you for the tort reform Bleeding from the platitudes of talk show hosts Smackin' tarts with the polyglots Sugar in the tank like a dirty word The holy ghost loves you the most Yeah the holy ghost loves you the most Cause you've got a great Roman nose Even Christ is likely to go for those Automated horoscopes I'm just twice as likely To fall for those, to fall for those To fall for those, to fall for those