Feckin' Good Time

Oh, come ye feckin' gobshites, let's gather in the bar We'll drink and shout and curse about, and raise a feckin' jar With a f*ck and a feck and a shit and an arse We'll sing this feckin' song, and we'll do it with some class Fuckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night The barman's pourin' pints, and the lads are gettin' loud With a feckin' grin, we dive right in, and curse out to the crowd "Feck you, ya cunt!" and "Shite, that's grand!" We toast to all the bollocks, in this fuckin' land Fuckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night Now some might say we're filthy, with our fuckin' foul-mouthed cheer But we just say they're eejits, needin' more than just a beer For life is full of feckin' shite, and arseholes all around So let's all shout "Ah, f*ck it!" and let the curse words pound The barmaid's lookin' weary, but she joins in with a grin With a "Feck this shite!" and a "Fuckin' right!", the party then begins "You're a gobshite, you're a cunt, but I love ye all the same" In this feckin' Irish pub, we're playin' the swearin' game Fuckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night So here's to all the feckers, in this feckin' pub tonight With our fucks and shites and bollocks, we'll drink until it's light For in this feckin' world, where the arseholes never end We'll curse and shout together, as the best of fuckin' friends Fuckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night Fuckin' here, feckin' there, shite and arse and everywhere Gobshite, cunt, and bollocks too, it's a feckin' fine affair With a f*ck and a feck and a laugh so bright In this feckin' Irish pub, we'll have a shite good night