Feckin' Pub Song

Oh, gather 'round ye bastards, in this feckin' pub tonight We'll drink until we're bollocksed, in this feckin' Irish light With a pint in hand, we curse the land, and shout at all the shite For in this feckin' pub, we'll have a fuckin' raucous night Feckin' here, feckin' there, feckin' everywhere we dare With a shite and a bollocks, and a fuckin' wild stare Arseholes, gobshites, eejits all, we laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air The feckin' weather's bollocks, with the rain pissin' down But in this feckin' pub, we'll turn the feckin' frown around With a "Jaysus, Mary, Joseph!" and a "Christ almighty, hell!" We raise our glass and toast to all the shite we love so well Feckin' here, feckin' there, feckin' everywhere we dare With a shite and a bollocks, and a fuckin' wild stare Arseholes, gobshites, eejits all, we laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air Now some might say we're vulgar, with our fuckin' filthy tongues But we just say they're gobshites, with sticks up in their bums For life is full of bollocks, and the feckin' world is mad So let's all shout "Ah, f*ck it!" and drink to what we've had The feckin' barmaid's shoutin', "Get your arses in a seat!" But we're too busy cursin', and dancin' to the beat With a "Feck off, ya fecker!" and a "Piss off, ye eejit twat!" We'll sing this feckin' song until the dawn says where we're at Feckin' here, feckin' there, feckin' everywhere we dare With a shite and a bollocks, and a fuckin' wild stare Arseholes, gobshites, eejits all, we laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air So here's to all the bastards, in this feckin' pub so dear With our fucks and shites and bollocks, we'll drink another beer For in this feckin' world, where the madness never ends We'll curse and shout together, as the best of fuckin' friends Feckin' here, feckin' there, feckin' everywhere we dare With a shite and a bollocks, and a fuckin' wild stare Arseholes, gobshites, eejits all, we laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air Now some might say we're vulgar, with our fuckin' filthy tongues But we just say they're gobshites, with sticks up in their bums For life is full of bollocks, and the feckin' world is mad So let's all shout "Ah, f*ck it!" and drink to what we've had Feckin' here, feckin' there, feckin' everywhere we dare With a shite and a bollocks, and a fuckin' wild stare Arseholes, gobshites, eejits all, we laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air