Gonads goin' Nuts

In a pub down in Dublin, we gather with pride With pints overflowing and friends by our side We toast to the lads and the joys that we find Tonight, my good friends, it's the bollocks on our mind Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had From the green fields of Kerry to Belfast's busy streets We sing of the bollocks, and all their great feats With orbs and with nuggets, we lift up our glass To the crown jewels we cherish, let's all have a blast Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had In every old tale and every good song The bollocks are with us, they've been all along Through laughter and joy, in every pub light We celebrate bollocks, all day and all night From Dublin to Cork, in each lively pub We honor the bollocks, and give them some love With nads and with stones, they make us all cheer To the bollocks we sing, with our good Irish beer Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had So here's to the bollocks, the twins that we praise With nicknames and stories, through all of our days In laughter and friendship, we all understand The joy of the bollocks, united we stand So drink up, my friends, and sing loud and proud For bollocks and testicles, we shout out so loud From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land Here's to the bollocks, now give 'em a hand Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had So drink up, my friends, and sing loud and proud For bollocks and testicles, we shout out so loud From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land Here's to the bollocks, now give 'em a hand Balls, nuts, gonads, jewels, knackers, stones Family jewels, danglers, plums, and cojones Orbs, crown jewels, love spuds, and nads Rocky Mountain oysters, and the best buds we've had