Insults and Affection

Oh, you big ol' bastard, you're a lazy sack of shite But I'd never trade your friendship, for all the stars at night You call me a feckin' eejit, and I call you a gobshite But in this world of chaos, you're my anchor and my light You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face You're a clueless fecker, with a head as thick as lead But I'd walk through fire for you, until my feet were dead You call me a useless wanker, and I call you a prick But when the world gets heavy, it's you I'd always pick You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face Through the years and all the shite, we've been through thick and thin With our feckin' banter, and our roarin' drunken grins We've hurled our harshest words, but the love is never missed 'Cause every curse and jibe, ends with a heartfelt fist You daft old bastard, you're a fool without a clue But in this crazy life, there's no one else like you You call me a bloody arsehole, and I laugh 'til I cry 'Cause deep down in our hearts, we know it's no feckin' lie You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face So here's to us, you gobshite, with our insults and our cheer Through the feckin' highs and lows, I'll always hold you near We'll curse and laugh together, until our days are through 'Cause you're my best friend, you bastard, and I feckin' love you too You're a pain in my arse, but I love you just the same With your insults and your laughter, in this never-ending game We're a couple of old cunts, with our hearts in the right place Best friends until the end, with a smile on our face