Jugs o' Joy

In a pub down in Dublin, we gather 'round the fire With a pint in hand and hearts full of desire We sing of life's pleasures, the joys that we see And tonight, my good lads, we're toasting the boobies Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds From the hills of old Kerry to the streets of Belfast There's one thing we cherish, and it's bound to last We honor the boobies, with names far and wide From cans to gazongas, with joy and with pride Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds We laugh and we cheer, and we drink to the night To boobies and bosoms, what a beautiful sight Luscious delights, in every form We honor them all, be they petite or warm Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land We cherish the boobies, a sight oh so grand Bumpers, floatation devices, orbs, and luscious twins We honor them all with our wide grins Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds So drink up, my friends, and sing loud and proud For boobies and titties, we shout out so loud From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land Here's to the beauties, now give 'em a hand Tits, jugs, knockers, melons, hooters, funbags Bangers, bazookas, ta-tas, racks, baps, bazoombas Norks, puppies, headlights, chesticles, boulders Sweater puppies, honkers, globes, cupcakes, and mounds From Dublin to Cork, in every pub 'cross the land Here's to the beauties, now give 'em a hand