That Fuckin' Word

Oh, gather 'round, me hearty lads, and hear the tale we sing Of a word so grand and mighty, it could mean 'most anything From the fields of green Kilkenny, to the shores of Galway Bay We raise a pint and shout aloud, in this merry Irish way Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' up and down the square In the pub and on the street, it's the word that's oh so sweet Fuckin' grand, fuckin' fine, fuckin' cheers with friends and wine Singin' loud for all to hear, the versatile fuckin' word we cheer When the cows won't give their milk, and the hens won't lay an egg We shout "Oh fuckin' hell!" and give the ground a playful peg When the rain it pours for days, and the sun it hides away We say "Well f*ck me sideways, lads, it's a feckin' rainy day!" Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' up and down the square In the pub and on the street, it's the word that's oh so sweet Fuckin' grand, fuckin' fine, fuckin' cheers with friends and wine Singin' loud for all to hear, the versatile fuckin' word we cheer So raise your glass, you jolly lot, and toast to fuckin' luck For in this life of ups and downs, we often find we're stuck But with a hearty "f*ck it all," we push on through the fray For the Irish spirit conquers all, with a feckin' bold hooray Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' up and down the square In the pub and on the street, it's the word that's oh so sweet Fuckin' grand, fuckin' fine, fuckin' cheers with friends and wine Singin' loud for all to hear, the versatile fuckin' word we cheer When the love you seek is distant, and your heart it feels so sore You say "Oh fuckin' Jaysus, I can't take this anymore" But then she smiles and whispers, with a twinkle in her eye "Ah, f*ck it, come here darlin', let's give love another try!" Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' up and down the square In the pub and on the street, it's the word that's oh so sweet Fuckin' grand, fuckin' fine, fuckin' cheers with friends and wine Singin' loud for all to hear, the versatile fuckin' word we cheer So here's to all the feckin' lads and lasses far and near With a fuckin' smile and a hearty laugh, we'll share another beer For in this land of shamrocks, where the leprechauns do play The word "f*ck" it brings us all together, in a jolly Irish way Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' up and down the square In the pub and on the street, it's the word that's oh so sweet Fuckin' grand, fuckin' fine, fuckin' cheers with friends and wine Singin' loud for all to hear, the versatile fuckin' word we cheer