The Pub Anthem

Oh, gather 'round ye fuckers, in this feckin' pub tonight We'll drink and curse the fuckin' world, and all its shitey plight With a pint of Guinness in our hands, we'll shout without a fright For in this feckin' pub, we'll have a fuckin' grand ol' night Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' everywhere we dare With a feck and a shite, and a fuckin' arse laid bare Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air The feckin' rain is pissin' down, the shite is ankle-deep But in this feckin' pub, we'll drink until we sleep With a "Feck off, ya gobshite!" and a "Cunt, don't give me lip!" We'll toast to all the fuckin' shite, and take another sip Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' everywhere we dare With a feck and a shite, and a fuckin' arse laid bare Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air Some might call us gobshites, with our feckin' filthy tongues But we just call 'em cunts, with sticks shoved up their bums For life's a load of fuckin' shite, and that's a fuckin' fact So raise a glass and shout aloud, "Feck it!" back-to-back The barmaid's shoutin' orders, "Get your arses in a row!" But we're too busy swearin', and drinkin' pints of stout With a "F*ck off, ya cunt!" and a "Feckin' hell, let's go!" We'll sing this feckin' song until the daylight starts to show Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' everywhere we dare With a feck and a shite, and a fuckin' arse laid bare Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air So here's to all the fuckers, in this feckin' pub so dear With our fecks and shites and cunts, we'll drink another beer For in this feckin' world, where the madness never ends We'll curse and laugh together, as the best of fuckin' friends Fuckin' here, fuckin' there, fuckin' everywhere we dare With a feck and a shite, and a fuckin' arse laid bare Gobshites, arseholes, cunts and all, we'll laugh without a care In this feckin' pub tonight, we're swearin' up the air