Ulysses the Umbrellabird

Ulysses the Umbrellabird, the strangest bird you've seen With a beak that's oh so long and feathers oh so green But there's something about Ulysses that sets him apart He can't stand a single drop, he despises rain so hard Oh Ulysses, dear Ulysses, won't you give the rain a chance? With your fancy feathers and your merry little dance Ulysses, dear Ulysses, let the raindrops touch your wings For in the rain, you'll find a joy that only nature brings But no matter how we try, Ulysses won't be swayed He shakes his head and flaps his wings, refusing to get sprayed He hides away in tree trunks, underneath the leaves But we'll keep on singing, hoping he'll change his beliefs