Crackhead Ted

Well, I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinkin' beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed When I looked in the bag there was nothing left There was blood on the wall from all your cigarettes And the forty-ounce in my hand is getting dry Party like this is like workin' full time I've been cookin' crack, kicking back, selling it to kids Shooting guns 'cause it's fun on heroin I've been wasting time, chugging wine Just to see if I can win If I can win then you can lose Take the cash I'll take the booze Liquor store, robbery Everybody look at me Liquor store, robbery Give me your money Liquor store, robbery Everybody look at me Liquor store, robbery Well, I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinkin' beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed Well, I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinkin' beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed When I looked in the bag there was nothing left There was blood on the wall from all your cigarettes And the forty-ounce in my hand is getting dry A party like this is like workin' full time Smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills Drinkin' beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills I'm so fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed Cookin' crack, kicking back, selling it to kids Shooting guns 'cause it's fun on heroin I've been wasting time chugging wine Just to see if I can win If I can win then you can lose Take the cash I'll take the booze Well, I've been smoking rock, kicking ass and taking lots of pills Drinkin' beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills So fucked up on beer and weed My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed I'm shooting guns just for fun 'Cause I am an American Living life living fast Just so I can drink again Party time, twenty-nine Just like all my best friends Just so I can do it again