Max Can't Surf

He's gotta stay in shape He's gotta stay in shape Eating Del Taco and sleeping in Playing video games He's smoking two packs a day He's got dubstep in his veins I smoke weed if my baby lets me Or I won't get laid Or I won't get laid And Max can't surf Max can't surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows, he's got no balance Max has found the dolphin Swimming with the turtles Don't give me no shit, I'm a full grown man Trying to do the best I can (dude) I gotta check the forecast Throw away my skateboard Stop wearing tight jeans And put on some board shorts 'Cause Max can't surf Max can't surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows, he's got no balance Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows, he's a ginger