Sand Castle

Oh, baby, sand It's all about the sand, baby. Yah! You probably know what this is about It's about eating sand I'm gonna eat so much god damn sand you're gonna be like "Holy shit. That's a lot of fucking sand" I'm gonna eat the sand like sushi I'm gonna eat the sand grain by grain with chopsticks I wanna eat the sand like Sand-ibal Lecter I wanna feel the sand in my throat all coarse and grainy All I wanna do is eat sand I just really wanna eat sand I really, really eat sand So let me be so I can eat sand All I wanna do is eat sand I just really wanna eat sand I really, really eat sand So let me be so I can eat sand I want to open a restaurant That only serves dishes with sand in it I want to start a cooking show Where all the contestants have to use sand to cook delicious meals for me My second wife's name was Sandy I'm divorced I only tip the strippers at the strip club with sand dollars I only tip my waitresses with sand dollars I would pay for all my groceries with sand dollars If my groceries weren't only sand All I wanna do is eat sand I just really wanna eat sand I really, really eat sand So let me be so I can eat sand All I wanna do is eat sand I just really wanna eat sand I really, really eat sand So let me be so I can eat sand If you're listening to this, you must have terrible taste Yuh Yuh Sand Sand Eat sand