Plan B

I fell asleep with my clothes on Dropped my keys on the front lawn Waking up I watch, the drool a-gleaming from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming Giving up, never felt so good welcome to plan B I'll eat some moldy bread then I'm going back to bed I know how, this day will crescendo I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo Giving up, never felt so good welcome to plan B Giving up, what is the likelihood life could be so free? Up 'til now in my life I have failed all I've tried, it's too hard I think I've found my calling now laying down, in the yard