Every Dog Has It's Day

Well I've drunk to drown, on every ocean I've been Lake Tanganyika, where the crocodiles swim Halifax, Nova Scotia to Van Diemen's land Well I drank with the Sultan, down the Suez Canal 'Cause Every Dog Has Its Day Like every woman, she gets her own way And if there's a ship that sails tonight I'll captain that too, just to be there with you Well there was old Jerry Rooney, who was mad as a mule smelled like bologna, had a head like one too That night on the bridge, with my shovel in hand Well he threatened to kill me, for sure he picked the wrong man 'Cause Every Dog Has Its Day Like every woman, she gets her own way And if there's a ship that sails tonight I'll captain that too, just to be there with you