The Great Outdoors

Oh my hair is in my eyes it's in my face but I don't care I was just trekking along when I got face-fucked by a bear Well I blame my GHDs for the position that I face Thank Christ no one has a camera I don't need this on Myspace As I try to run away from a cock between the eyes I have no hope of escaping this sexual bear surprise Oh I'm trying not to choke on this massive bear schlong Now I close my eyes and wonder how this all went so wrong Oh God, it's warm! Luncheon meat truncheon leaves no escape (there's enough bear there) From this massive bear cock in my face (but I don't want to share) If I didn't have this fringe then I could've been running Instead I'm forced down on my knees with this grizzly bear cumming I thought by snakebites they would chafe but he doesn't seem to care But then when I think about it he is an eight-foot fuckoff bear Oh he must have blown his load over half a dozen times I guess I must have a talent ‘cause to him it feels sublime My MCR hoody is fucked my eyeliner starts to run My new converse well they're ruined from the onslaught of bear cum It's stuck in my throat but now I don't really give a fuck Getting raped by a bear to out to be good luck To swallow this load I must try my best not to chuck I never realised just how much I love to suck Purple helmet warrior attack (there's too much bear there) Hypnotised by his swinging bear sack (help) Now my throat is in such pain and the bear is thrusting fast After so many brutal loads this no longer such a blast Blood and semen flowing out in viscous red and white cascades In my mind I see a tunnel and the light begins to fade I face my death upon this cock impaled deep within my throat As I'm beaten in the chin by this mighty bear scrote Forget cutting your wrists this is the only way to go Just get down upon your knees and suck some fat bear chode