Coffee Song

Way down among brazilians Coffee beans grow by the billions So theyve got to find those extra cups to fill Theyve got an awful lot of coffee in brazil You cant get cherry soda cause theyve got to fill that quota And the way things are Ill bet they never will Theyve got a zillion tons of coffee in brazil No tea or tomato juice Youll see no potato juice The planters down in santos all say no no no The politicians daughter Was accused of drinking water And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill Theyve got an awful lot of coffee in brazil You date a girl and find out later She smells just like a percolator Her perfume was made right on the grill Why they could percolate the ocean in brazil And when their ham and eggs need savor Coffee ketchup gives em flavor Coffee pickles way outsell the dill Why they put coffee in the coffee in brazil So your lead to the local color Serving coffee with a cruller Dunking doesnt take a lot of skill Theyve got an awful lot of coffee in brazil